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Two apathetic bank dealers are cat-and-mouse at a craps table. A actual attractive, ample albino comes in and wants to bet ten thousand dollars on a distinct cycle of the dice. The ample albino says, "I achievement you don’t mind, but I feel abundant luckier aback I’m not cutting a top." With that said she pulls off her top and rolls the dice while screaming, "Momma needs a new blouse." She again begins jumping up and bottomward and adhering anniversary of the dealers. "YES! I win - I win." She grabs up her money and top and bound leaves the table. The dealers aloof beam at anniversary added dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she cycle anyway?" The added answers, "I anticipation you were watching.
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